I can't tell if it's funny or irritating that most people I speak to back home in England and France are convinced that I'm living in the middle of a terrorist-ruled dodgy desert country. They are all certain that we go to school on camels or donkeys and are forced to wear the local dress. As funny as this may sound to those of us who actually live here, they take such opinions very seriously and are terrified every time I come back here after the holidays because they think I'm going to get blown up. No matter how much I try, I cannot persuade them that the UAE is probably much more modern than my own home countries and I'm almost certainly safer here than there. And when they ask me to give them my contact details the conversation ususally goes like this:
Me: "Yeah, I have an e-mail address if you want to add me to MSN?"
Them: "What?! You have... Internet... over there in the desert lands?"
Me: "Yes, of course we do"
Them: "But how?! You can't have phones over there- have they even been invented in the UAE?"
The worst part is I'm not even exaggerating... they actually say that! Although I have to admit that recently people are starting to become more aware of Dubai in particular. Some even know about the Burj and Ski Dubai, which amazes me every time.